Mr. Bucklist

This is an oldie but goodie. I saved this email from when I was on a paid dating site last year... it was just too good!

Let me tell you, the lack of proper grammar is a HUGE turn on for me. If I wanted to impress me, I'd definitely craft an email missing punctuation, capitalization, and full of misspelled words. +1, fella.

I also question how I got here too. Daily. Maybe it's because of my horrible taste in men, present company excluded. Like, excluded forever.

If I ever found myself on a long cruise with you, I would definitely get tears in my eyes as I contemplated jumping ship to escape you. Maybe I'd put the single flower given in surprise in my hair first, so I'd at least look pretty plunging to my death.

But thank you, kind sir, for wishing me AND everyone else I know well. First thing on the bucklist is saving this email and then running far, far, away.

The End.