I'll work on the latter really soon, I promise. It seems to be an issue of the screenshots somehow being moved from an album they need to be in.
For the former...a selection of messages from the archives. A collection of sexual propositions! They aren't recent, but I've been saving them for a rainy day. Enjoy.
Now, if I were only looking for a f*ck, this one doesn't seem too bad. Similar age, and actually uses complete sentences and proper grammar! Pretty sexy looking too- assuming that's his torso.
Funnily enough, he had already contacted me on a different site with the exact.same.message. Delete! (Well, save a screenshot to show all of you, THEN delete. Hehe.)
Now, I can't say that the others are/were as impressive:
Um, hold on for a sec while I try to mentally insert where periods and commas would be. Ok, I think got it now. Wow, you make a REALLY good case there, fella. I mean, a 19 year old is precisely what I'm looking for. I am fairly certain I could 'hadle' you. I mean, we do have a 69% match, after all...
And I forgot this part, but the 19 year old sent a similar message to The Temptress! I'll have to dig it up, but basically, he wants to be The Temptress' Prince Charming. I don't know how she resisted.
Sheesh, at least this one uses punctuation, although his spelling is horrendous. Wait, what the what? I didn't realize that women in their mid 30's now fit the cougar/sugar mama demographic. I'm not sure if I'm ready to embrace that idea. Sigh.
There you have it, friends. I'll try to pull out some more stuff from the archives. Fodder has been a little scarce lately. ;)
